Quote #17

'In a lot of ways, I'm just an average Joe. But on radio, I can take listeners to places they haven't seen, to times that are lost. And I've only begun to scratch the surface.'

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  2. 'I wave the flag for the principles of our nation: that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain inal…
  3. 'You pinhead. You think we would actually be sitting here and saying 'well, look at the way she was dressed?' If she were Joan McCain, stop…
  4. 'When all is said and done, America will understand that Michael Moore smells like pancakes.'
  5. The hottest year in global history was 1934.
  6. [Martini music plays in background]'I know what you're saying <insert female caller's name here>, but I am a happily married man.'
  7. 'Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is glob…
  8. 'The world is so complicated... I'M TIRED, I WANNA CUPCAKE!'

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