Quote #34
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
More from Groucho Marx
- OK. You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!
- I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
- You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open.
- Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
- You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
- Groucho: Would you mind getting up off of that fly paper and giving the flies a chance? Chico: Flies can't read papers.
- There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit...retire!
- As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce - and so will my wife.