Eventually I smoked Havanas. A cigar makers' organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I don't know if that's true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Mark how my fame rings out from zone to zone: A thousand critics shouting: 'He's unknown!'

Headmaster: Shyness had always been a disease with him, and it was shyness and a longing for anonymity that made him disguise himself. Clad in the magnificent …

I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.