There are more fools in the world than there are people.

The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.

I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.

Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one's nose.

Human nature is potentially aggressive and destructive and potentially orderly and constructive.

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

'What the War Taught Me: There are two kinds of people in the world--those who think there are two kinds of people, and those who believe that there is one kin…