Quote #19

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

More from Henny Youngman

  1. The more I think of you the less I think of you.
  2. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  3. I like you-I have no taste-but I like you.
  4. You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready.
  5. I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them.
  6. To Dean Martin-Dean, if you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
  7. Look, I'm not going to engage in a battle of wits with you. I never attack anyone who is unarmed.
  8. You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

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