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Jack: Gee, I never thought of that.
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Marilyn Monroe: I know, Jack. But what about twenty-five years from now when I'm fifty and you're thirty-nine?
Jack: I can't understand it. On your show you always win.
Jack: Oh, it's not that big a difference. You're twenty-five and I'm thirty-nine.
Perry Mason: Maybe my writers are better than yours.
Marilyn Monroe: What about the difference in our ages?
Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for Don? 'To Don from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.
Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.
Rochester: It would've been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
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