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Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?
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Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?
Rochester: Well, you said you wanted something to make you look nice and tanned.
Thug: You're gonna give us $10,000, or we're gonna break both your legs.
Jack: I know, but peanut butter?
Jack Benny: I'm thinking it over.
Jack: I want to look tanned, not lumpy.
Thug:[repeating] Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.'
Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
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