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Rochester: Oh oh.

— Jack Benny

More from Jack Benny

  1. Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood.
  2. Jack: What's the matter?
  3. Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts?
  4. Rochester: I think I cut you.
  5. Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
  6. Jack: What do you mean, you think? Can't you tell?
  7. Jack: I want to look tanned, not lumpy.
  8. Rochester: It would help if you bleed a little.

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Topics in this quote

  • emotion
  • reaction
  • alarm
  • sound

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