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Quote #53
Rochester: Oh oh.
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Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood.
Jack: What's the matter?
Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts?
Rochester: I think I cut you.
Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
Jack: What do you mean, you think? Can't you tell?
Jack: I want to look tanned, not lumpy.
Rochester: It would help if you bleed a little.
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