Quote #54
Jack: What's the matter?
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- Rochester: Oh oh.
- Rochester: I think I cut you.
- Rochester: That's for me. I can't stand the sight of blood.
- Jack: What do you mean, you think? Can't you tell?
- Jack: Smell?... What do I want with smelling salts?
- Rochester: It would help if you bleed a little.
- Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.
- Bob Hope: [on being on a CBS show] I feel like Zsa Zsa at a P.T.A. meeting.