More from Kevin Smith

  1. Guy from audience: 'Your wife is your beard!'
  2. What's your name, new best friend?
  3. Sir, I just think that's it's fucking brilliant that you somehow managed to tie Chuck Norris, Chewbacca the Wookie, and Jesus Christ togeth…
  4. It's not like a passionate hobby of mine...
  5. Shit! Now where am I gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom's home?
  6. There would always be a bunch of fucking grousers and nay-sayers being like 'that was uncalled for'
  7. Fuck Pillowpants! Honk if you love or like pussy!
  8. Look at my dick

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