'An exclamation mark makes everything I say more exciting!'

'Later on that night, Davey and I are gonna go get drunk at a bar and smoke up all da chronic because that's what all the cool people be doin, yo!'

'Boxers. Briefs are stupid. Briefs constrict your shit.'

'So things are going just swell; we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle.'

Nine-tenths of the value of a sense of humor in writing is not in the things it makes one write but in the things it keeps one from writing. It is especially v…

Sometimes I read one of my stories, maybe one that I wrote thirty years ago, and I think, Now I'd go and do it differently. Or I think I would just alter a phr…

N.B. This is rote sarcastikul.