Quote #48

'Will you have sex with me? No? Rape it is, then!'

More from Jade Puget

  1. 'God, remember Tab cola? It was so nasty, possibly the worst soft drink ever, even worse than Crystal Pepsi. I'll always think of Tab as th…
  2. 'If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to this question be the same as the answer to the first question?'
  3. 'Well, there are some important books that would help you immensely if you were going for a sociology degree, such as: The Archaeology of K…
  4. 'I was sitting here without a shirt on, absentmindedly scratching my back with a pen for about five minutes and I just looked in the mirror…
  5. 'I hit on your girlfriend, I hit on Davey's wife, I gave your grandpa a sponge bath, I'm down for whatever!'
  6. 'Stevie Wonder picks out my clothes for me.'
  7. 'My favorite foods used to be granola bars and chicken, but then I became vegetarian, so now it's just chicken.'
  8. 'Ever had those little gummy pizzas? N-A-S-T-Y.'

All Jade Puget quotes