Your problem is your role models were models.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

I swear people don't want sex so much as they want somebody who'll listen to 'em ... the first thing you learn after fellatio is how to listen.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

Ambition is pitiless. Any merit that it cannot use it finds despicable.

Your problem is your role models were models.

Try to become not a man of success, but try rather to become a man of value.