[about rental car employees who ask if he wants the additional insurance]

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you real…

If you own a home that is mobile, and fourteen cars that aren't.

I've said before that working with Larry is kind of like watching the Jerry Springer Show. After about five minutes, you will feel better about your own family.