I've said before that working with Larry is kind of like watching the Jerry Springer Show. After about five minutes, you will feel better about your own family.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder?... 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you real…

If you've ever been antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay, or married.