Quote #2

'You know how when a dog is crippled you put his back legs in a wheelchair? I think Willie the Jackass really puts a smile on kids' faces. I drag the ass-end of the costume around the park cause I ain't got nobody to fill that spot. The back legs are crippled.' (from 'Willie the Jackass')

More from Jerky Boys

  1. 'What's so silly about the pizza?' (from 'Silly Food')
  2. 'Me, I don't give a fuck. You know, a hole's a hole. As long as there's a little heat in there I don't give a fuck.' (from 'Testing for Jeo…
  3. 'You sound like you got a nice pair of them tits, those big floppy fuckin balogna tits.' (from 'Testing for Jeopardy')
  4. 'How many pits are in a pear?' 'Aah, two.' 'You know damn well there are more than 2 pits in a pear'
  5. 'Mr Trebek is liable to go to a commercial break [and] punch your fuckin' mouth loose'
  6. 'How do ya say there, bottlenose?' (from 'Hucklebuck')
  7. 'Whatever you need sold I'll sell it. Bring in a tank and I'll sell the fuckin thing.' (from 'Car Salesman')
  8. 'Why don't I come down there and read that book with you? I can pet you, feel you up like you're my little turtle.' (from 'Super Gay')

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