More from Jerky Boys

  1. 'And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!'
  2. '(to a diamond dealer) I got some stones I wanna get rid of. I whacked a fucker out last night and I need to get rid of these stones.'(from…
  3. '(to receptionist) I got a little side job for you, honey. Get me someone I can talk to. I'm a very busy man!' (from 'Diamond Dealer')
  4. 'Some guy told me I parked to close to his car - I busted his jaw for him.' (from 'Drinking Problem')
  5. 'I got me a funny little drinking problem.' (from 'Drinking Problem')
  6. 'My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the fuckin car.' (from '…
  7. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'
  8. 'GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!' (from 'Super Across the Way')

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