Jerky Boys Quotes on Communication

11 quotes

  1. Smartmouth

  2. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'He says terrible things on the airwaves'

  3. 'Can't you see how evil and vicious you're being towards me?'

  4. Sol: Hello, I bought glasses there, my name is Sol Rosenberg. Optometrist: Yes? Sol: And my eyes are going crazy. Optometrist: Okay. Let me pull your file. Hold on.. Sol: Okay, thank you Optometrist: Hello, did you go to the Empire State Building? Sol: I went to the Empire State Building and I can't see so good... Optometrist: Would you like to come see us? Sol: I went to the observatory and I can't see, Goddamn it. Optometrist: Okay, would you like to come in and see us? Sol: Sure. Okay Optometrist: We're at 30 East 60th Street. Sol: 35 78th Street, Ok. Optometrist: No, no..30..three zero Sol: okay Optometrist: East 60th Street. Sol: Alright. And should I bring all my glasses with me? Optometrist: Do you need an examination?- Mr. Rosenberg, do you need an examination? Sol: Okay. Optometrist: Do you need an examination? Sol: Alright. Optometrist: Yeah, alright. Do you need an appointment? Sol: Right. And I'll bring all my shoes and my glasses with me so I have them. Optometrist: Mr. Rosenberg? Sol: Sure. Optometrist: Do you need...do you want to see the opthamologist? Sol: Right. Optometrist: Do you need an appointment? Sol: I'm sorry. Optometrist: Do you need an appointment? Sol: Okay. Optometrist: Okay, hold on, I'll have my girl make an appointment for you to see the doctor. Okay, do you have the address? Sol: Fantastic then. Optometrist: Do you have the address? Sol: Yeah. Optometrist: What's the... what room? Sol: I don't know...you say 35-8-7? Optometrist: No. 30 East 60 th Street Sol: 30 East 50 th Street Okay. Thank you. Optometrist: Do you need an appointment? hold on.....

  5. 'What do you cuss at me for, I need your help.' (from 'Pizza Lawyer')

  6. 'I'm his partner, I'm his lover for three years, don't you think I would know about the wedding? I mean what's the story?' (from 'Flower Lady #2')

  7. 'Who in the hell ARE you?' (from 'Meriposa')

  8. 'It's time for siesta, you're being silly. Bye!' (from 'Mariposa')

  9. 'Hello sir? What are you doing?' (from 'Bad Tomatoes')

  10. 'Dammit, woman, you're not listening to me.'

  11. 'Hurry up.' (-any character being told to 'please hold')

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