Jerky Boys Quotes on Violence
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'Mr Trebek is liable to go to a commercial break [and] punch your fuckin' mouth loose'
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'My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the fuckin car.' (from 'Roofing')
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'Some guy told me I parked to close to his car - I busted his jaw for him.' (from 'Drinking Problem')
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'It's not right what you did to my beautiful horse-faced boy! I'm gonna come down there and kick you in your cunt you sick bitch!' (from 'Bright')
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'I put a little ballerina outfit on him and beat him senseless. The crowd seems to love this.' (from 'The Gay Model')
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'I'll come down there and I'll slap your face.' (from 'Moonlight Matinee')
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'What I would do was I'd shoot people's heads up with Novocaine and carve grooves in their skulls.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
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'This one time I gave this guy a haircut he didn't like, he kicked my fucking ass all over.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
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'I heard that they hang you upside down and kick your face out the back of your ass. I also heard they use hot bacon grease about the face?' (from 'Facelift Without Surgery')
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'I used to be a seaman. Now I just shoot it all over my wife's ass.' (from 'Kissel Sails')
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'I shot a motherfucker in the face.' (from 'Mariposa')
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'Don't get smart with me, woman. I'll come down there and split an ear off you.'