12 Jerky Boys Quotes on Violence

Jerky Boys quotes on violence

8. 'Mr Trebek is liable to go to a commercial break [and] punch your fuckin' mouth loose'

13. 'My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the fuckin car.' (from 'Roofing')

15. 'Some guy told me I parked to close to his car - I busted his jaw for him.' (from 'Drinking Problem')

42. 'It's not right what you did to my beautiful horse-faced boy! I'm gonna come down there and kick you in your cunt you sick bitch!' (from 'Bright')

53. 'I put a little ballerina outfit on him and beat him senseless. The crowd seems to love this.' (from 'The Gay Model')

67. 'I'll come down there and I'll slap your face.' (from 'Moonlight Matinee')

70. 'What I would do was I'd shoot people's heads up with Novocaine and carve grooves in their skulls.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')

71. 'This one time I gave this guy a haircut he didn't like, he kicked my fucking ass all over.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')

76. 'I heard that they hang you upside down and kick your face out the back of your ass. I also heard they use hot bacon grease about the face?' (from 'Facelift Without Surgery')

80. 'I used to be a seaman. Now I just shoot it all over my wife's ass.' (from 'Kissel Sails')

86. 'I shot a motherfucker in the face.' (from 'Mariposa')

97. 'Don't get smart with me, woman. I'll come down there and split an ear off you.'