12 Jerky Boys Quotes on Joke

Jerky Boys quotes on joke

13. 'My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the fuckin car.' (from 'Roofing')

14. 'I got me a funny little drinking problem.' (from 'Drinking Problem')

17. '(to a diamond dealer) I got some stones I wanna get rid of. I whacked a fucker out last night and I need to get rid of these stones.'(from 'Diamond Dealer')

29. Salami tits

32. Tough Guy

52. 'We have a little emergency here....We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!!'( from 'Tennis Ball Machine')

55. 'You're a little early, and that is very presumptuous on your part.' (from 'Flower Lady #2)

78. 'Hey! Get back to work before I give you a beating!' (from 'Pico's Mexican Hairpiece')

89. 'I don't even eat that shit, I lick that shit, and then I slap that shit right off my table.' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons' when referring to the lobsters)

94. 'Bye-bye baby bitch.' (from Signin')

97. 'Don't get smart with me, woman. I'll come down there and split an ear off you.'

98. 'Now I'm gonna be inclined to come down there and give you a shoe in the ass, honey.'