Jerky Boys Quotes on Absurd

3 quotes

  1. 'How do ya say there, bottlenose?' (from 'Hucklebuck')

  2. 'We have a little emergency here....We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!!'( from 'Tennis Ball Machine')

  3. 'I don't even eat that shit, I lick that shit, and then I slap that shit right off my table.' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons' when referring to the lobsters)

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