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7 Jerky Boys Quotes on Food

Jerky Boys quotes on food

  1. 'What's so silly about the pizza?' (from 'Silly Food')

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  2. 'How many pits are in a pear?' 'Aah, two.' 'You know damn well there are more than 2 pits in a pear'

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  3. Flapjack

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  4. 'I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon?' (from 'Bacon')

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  5. 'Harry loves schmaltz, is there something wrong with that? He makes perhaps the best schmaltz I've ever had.' (from 'Flower Lady #2')

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  6. 'Do you have any lobsters?' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons')

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  7. 'I don't even eat that shit, I lick that shit, and then I slap that shit right off my table.' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons' when referring to the lobsters)

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