Jerky Boys Quotes on Food
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'What's so silly about the pizza?' (from 'Silly Food')
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'How many pits are in a pear?' 'Aah, two.' 'You know damn well there are more than 2 pits in a pear'
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Flapjack
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'I smell bacon. Do you smell bacon?' (from 'Bacon')
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'Harry loves schmaltz, is there something wrong with that? He makes perhaps the best schmaltz I've ever had.' (from 'Flower Lady #2')
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'Do you have any lobsters?' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons')
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'I don't even eat that shit, I lick that shit, and then I slap that shit right off my table.' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons' when referring to the lobsters)