'Do you have any lobsters?' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons')

'It's time for siesta, you're being silly. Bye!' (from 'Mariposa')

'I don't even eat that shit, I lick that shit, and then I slap that shit right off my table.' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons' when referring to the lobsters)

'I shot a motherfucker in the face.' (from 'Mariposa')

I get so excited when I know I'm going to a good restaurant, then, when I do the review, I write myself up into such a frenzy that I have to go out and eat all…

I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

Hello, Cocoanut Arms. Yes, we have a dining room. If it's fish, we have it. If it's meat, we have it. If it's fowl, we've had it too long.