'I don't even eat that shit, I lick that shit, and then I slap that shit right off my table.' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons' when referring to the lobsters)

'Do you have any lobsters?' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons')

'You do have any balloons that I can touch and lick?' (from 'Rosine Like Balloons')

'It's time for siesta, you're being silly. Bye!' (from 'Mariposa')

A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

I could eat my body weight in sushi.

'We have a little emergency here....We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making …