Jerky Boys Quotes on War

7 quotes

  1. 'Can't you see how evil and vicious you're being towards me?'

  2. 'It's not right what you did to my beautiful horse-faced boy! I'm gonna come down there and kick you in your cunt you sick bitch!' (from 'Bright')

  3. 'What do you cuss at me for, I need your help.' (from 'Pizza Lawyer')

  4. 'I need to dance, you fucker, don't you see it? I need to dance. And I'll tell you, I'm gonna dance all over you, you scumbag. I'm gonna do a dance right in your fucking ass. Are you crazy? You fuck.' (from 'The Need to Dance')

  5. 'This one time I gave this guy a haircut he didn't like, he kicked my fucking ass all over.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')

  6. 'Hey, who in the fuck are you? You're a liar!' (from 'Pico's Mexican Hairpiece')

  7. 'Dammit, woman, you're not listening to me.'

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