7 Jerky Boys Quotes on Jerkyboys

Jerky Boys quotes on jerkyboys

7. 'How many pits are in a pear?' 'Aah, two.' 'You know damn well there are more than 2 pits in a pear'

8. 'Mr Trebek is liable to go to a commercial break [and] punch your fuckin' mouth loose'

12. 'GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!' (from 'Super Across the Way')

16. '(to receptionist) I got a little side job for you, honey. Get me someone I can talk to. I'm a very busy man!' (from 'Diamond Dealer')

37. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'

41. 'I'm Gary Dell'Abate's mom. This is his mom.' (from 'Bright')

48. 'I need you to come RIGHT NOW and sweep all these beer bottles, all from my floor.' (from 'Little Elf')