Jerky Boys Quotes on Jerkyboys
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'How many pits are in a pear?' 'Aah, two.' 'You know damn well there are more than 2 pits in a pear'
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'Mr Trebek is liable to go to a commercial break [and] punch your fuckin' mouth loose'
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'GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!' (from 'Super Across the Way')
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'(to receptionist) I got a little side job for you, honey. Get me someone I can talk to. I'm a very busy man!' (from 'Diamond Dealer')
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(In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'
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'I'm Gary Dell'Abate's mom. This is his mom.' (from 'Bright')
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'I need you to come RIGHT NOW and sweep all these beer bottles, all from my floor.' (from 'Little Elf')