'I need you to come RIGHT NOW and sweep all these beer bottles, all from my floor.' (from 'Little Elf')

'I fill balloons up with deadly poison gas and then float them out over the audience.' (from 'Egyptian Magician')

'He took foot and hit my ear!' (from 'Pizza Lawyer')

Tarbash: 'What does 'iconoclast' mean?' Diane the Flower Lady: 'I don't know.' Tarbash: 'Then I speak English better than you. It means breaker of idols, icons…

'GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!' (from 'Super Across the Way')

Get this to Grand Central Station as quick as you can!

For Heaven's sake, send help! There's a man trying to get into my room and the door's locked!