Quote #12

'GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!' (from 'Super Across the Way')

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  1. 'Why don't I come down there and read that book with you? I can pet you, feel you up like you're my little turtle.' (from 'Super Gay')
  2. 'My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the fuckin car.' (from '…
  3. 'Whatever you need sold I'll sell it. Bring in a tank and I'll sell the fuckin thing.' (from 'Car Salesman')
  4. 'I got me a funny little drinking problem.' (from 'Drinking Problem')
  5. 'How do ya say there, bottlenose?' (from 'Hucklebuck')
  6. 'Some guy told me I parked to close to his car - I busted his jaw for him.' (from 'Drinking Problem')
  7. 'Mr Trebek is liable to go to a commercial break [and] punch your fuckin' mouth loose'
  8. '(to receptionist) I got a little side job for you, honey. Get me someone I can talk to. I'm a very busy man!' (from 'Diamond Dealer')

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