Quote #13
'My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the fuck she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the fuckin car.' (from 'Roofing')
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- 'I got me a funny little drinking problem.' (from 'Drinking Problem')
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- 'Some guy told me I parked to close to his car - I busted his jaw for him.' (from 'Drinking Problem')
- 'Whatever you need sold I'll sell it. Bring in a tank and I'll sell the fuckin thing.' (from 'Car Salesman')
- '(to receptionist) I got a little side job for you, honey. Get me someone I can talk to. I'm a very busy man!' (from 'Diamond Dealer')
- 'How do ya say there, bottlenose?' (from 'Hucklebuck')
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