4 Jerky Boys Quotes on Absurdity

Jerky Boys quotes on absurdity

52. 'We have a little emergency here....We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!!'( from 'Tennis Ball Machine')

54. 'I'm also known for pulling large pieces of furniture from my ass. I'm the best.' (from 'The Gay Model')

91. 'I wanna be a swimmah, a big time swimmah with my legs in the air.' (from 'Synchronized Swimming')

102. 'You know I got a parrot, a bird, this fuckin bird says hi to me all the time. More than you're doing. Fuckin bird says, 'Hi there, sir, hello. Had a nice day? Wanna fuck me in the ass a little?' I don't know where he picks up that bad language from.' (from 'Hello Ray')