Quote #102

'You know I got a parrot, a bird, this fuckin bird says hi to me all the time. More than you're doing. Fuckin bird says, 'Hi there, sir, hello. Had a nice day? Wanna fuck me in the ass a little?' I don't know where he picks up that bad language from.' (from 'Hello Ray')

More from Jerky Boys

  1. 'I drive them big eighteen-wheelers, that's all. I'm an old cattle rustler... I'm an old dancing boy.'
  2. 'Hurry up.' (-any character being told to 'please hold')
  3. 'If I didn't know any better I'd say you was a regular jackass!'
  4. 'Dammit, woman, you're not listening to me.'
  5. 'Now I'm gonna be inclined to come down there and give you a shoe in the ass, honey.'
  6. 'Don't get smart with me, woman. I'll come down there and split an ear off you.'
  7. 'Hello boys don't do that you break-a the window. Motherfucker!' (from 'Bad Tomatoes')
  8. 'Hello sir? What are you doing?' (from 'Bad Tomatoes')

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