Quote #101

'I drive them big eighteen-wheelers, that's all. I'm an old cattle rustler... I'm an old dancing boy.'

More from Jerky Boys

  1. 'If I didn't know any better I'd say you was a regular jackass!'
  2. 'You know I got a parrot, a bird, this fuckin bird says hi to me all the time. More than you're doing. Fuckin bird says, 'Hi there, sir, he…
  3. 'Dammit, woman, you're not listening to me.'
  4. 'Hurry up.' (-any character being told to 'please hold')
  5. 'Now I'm gonna be inclined to come down there and give you a shoe in the ass, honey.'
  6. 'Don't get smart with me, woman. I'll come down there and split an ear off you.'
  7. 'Hello boys don't do that you break-a the window. Motherfucker!' (from 'Bad Tomatoes')
  8. 'Hello sir? What are you doing?' (from 'Bad Tomatoes')

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