Quote #71

'This one time I gave this guy a haircut he didn't like, he kicked my fucking ass all over.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')

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  1. 'What I would do was I'd shoot people's heads up with Novocaine and carve grooves in their skulls.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
  2. 'As long as my appearance wouldn't startle you- I'm carved from head to toe.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
  3. 'We're casting for flat-chested tap-dancing freaks.' (from 'Diva')
  4. 'I'll bring my children over, I carved the shit outta their heads too, but it looks good.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')
  5. '(talking to a man in Florida, New York) Shit, I didn't know New York had a Florida. That doesn't sound right. I don't think you know geogr…
  6. 'My lover fell asleep with a cigarette in the bed and burned up all my ass and legs.' (from 'The Mattress King')
  7. 'I'll come down there and I'll slap your face.' (from 'Moonlight Matinee')
  8. 'We really rock the house.' (from 'The Mattress King')

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