Quote #12

'Her with all those curves and me with no brakes.'

More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Why don't you go up there and wrestle, Shane?'
  2. 'Puppies!'
  3. 'You're not the sharpest knife of the drawer.'
  4. 'I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.'
  5. 'Evil will always triumph over good, because good is stupid.'
  6. 'If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.'
  7. 'Bow to the king!'
  8. 'If Shawn Michaels represents America's youth then I'm moving to Canada!' (Responding to Vince McMahon's statement that 'Shawn Michaels per…

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