More from Jerry Lawler

  1. 'Her with all those curves and me with no brakes.'
  2. 'I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.'
  3. 'Why don't you go up there and wrestle, Shane?'
  4. 'If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.'
  5. 'You're not the sharpest knife of the drawer.'
  6. 'If Shawn Michaels represents America's youth then I'm moving to Canada!' (Responding to Vince McMahon's statement that 'Shawn Michaels per…
  7. 'Evil will always triumph over good, because good is stupid.'
  8. 'Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.'

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