More from Jimmy Durante

  1. Everybody wants ta get inta da act!
  2. I don't know where it's going, but I'm sticking with it!
  3. Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.
  4. I'd go home and cry. I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about anybody's big ears, crossed eye…
  5. Be nice to people on your way up, because you're going to meet them all on your way down.
  6. I hate music, especially when it's played.
  7. Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee, A dinka doo. Oh, what a tune for crooning. Inka dinka doo, a dinka dee A dinka doo. It's got the whole world s…
  8. I'm mortified!

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