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Winona Ryder wouldn't shoplift this!
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Hi who are you wearing, or who the fuck are you? I don't know half of these people anymore.
I am pimping it out for you at the Academy Awards.
But seriously, and I'm not making a joke: was the ending happy or sad?
I knew I was unwanted when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and radio.
I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Somet…
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.
I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.
Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
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