Winona Ryder wouldn't shoplift this!
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- This uses the Winona Ryder shoplifting scandal to joke that an item is too worthless to steal.
- In plain terms
- Even a thief wouldn't steal this.
- What can you take from it?
- Extreme low quality makes something undesirable to steal.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What defines value in an object?
- How do we judge quality?
Another view
It relies on a specific historical event that may not be universally known.
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