Joan Rivers Quotes on Humor
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Winona Ryder wouldn't shoplift this!
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I knew I was unwanted when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and radio.
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I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.
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Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.
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My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.
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The Mongols would have just turned around and left if they'd seen the public bathrooms here.