Joan Rivers Quotes on Humor

6 quotes

  1. Winona Ryder wouldn't shoplift this!

  2. I knew I was unwanted when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and radio.

  3. I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.

  4. Mel Gibson's father doesn't think there was a Holocaust? Great. I don't think there's a movie. We're even.

  5. My daughter refuses to call me mother in public; my little grandson calls me Spongeslob Squarebottom, and nobody else ever calls me at all.

  6. The Mongols would have just turned around and left if they'd seen the public bathrooms here.

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