On one occasion Kid Jensen, Paul Burnett and myself - not a carefully honed fighting team, but nonetheless filled with drink - we went down and waited in the underground carpark at the BBC for the opportunity to beat up Simon Bates. Fortunately he didn't turn up, or we might have suffered an embarrassing reverse, as he's probably stronger than us.

In earlier days there were times when senior management at Radio One seemed to be rather surprised that I walked upright and used knives and forks.

I get letters from people who say 'I hadn't listened to your programme for twelve years, and I was driving home the other night and heard something I thought w…

I think I was a handy safety valve for some time. If people called up to complain about the safe and predictable nature of the station's playlist, someone coul…

Stone Cold Steve Austin... The Rock knows how much you like to drink. So The Rock is offering you a couple of drinks tonight. The drinks are on The Great One. …

I work until beer o'clock.

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.