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About this quote

What does it mean?
Stewart uses hyperbole to criticize corporate greed and the commodification of everything.
In plain terms
He jokes that companies want to sell everything, even impossible things.
What can you take from it?
Corporate greed often ignores limits.

Where it applies

  • discussing economics
  • critiquing business
  • satirizing greed

Putting it to work

  • critique consumerism
  • question market logic
  • highlight excess

Questions to consider

  • Where do you draw the line on selling?
  • How much of life can be a commodity?

Another view

It uses absurdity that might miss real economic nuance.

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