Yet malice never was his aim; He lashed the vice but spared the name. No individual could resent, Where thousands equally were meant. His satire points at no defect But what all mortals may correct; For he abhorred that senseless tribe Who call it humor when they gibe.

A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and season…

Hobbes clearly proves that every creature Lives in a state of war by nature.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishi…

'I'm an owl; you're another. Sir Critic, good day.' And the barber kept on shaving.

Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, a…

If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drillin' rights on that man's head. - On George W. Bush