Quote #70

She wears her clothes, as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.

More from Jonathan Swift

  1. She's no chicken; she's on the wrong side of thirty, if she be a day.
  2. :promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
  3. I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.
  4. He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
  5. I hate nobody: I am in charity with the world.
  6. That's as well said, as if I had said it myself.
  7. 'Tis as cheap sitting as standing.
  8. Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.

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