Quote #86
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
More from Jonathan Swift
- You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come; Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.
- It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
- There was all the world and his wife.
- The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier.'
- She pays him in his own coin.
- Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.
- She watches him, as a cat would watch a mouse.
- In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my hearty vote to cut his throat before he m…