More from Kevin Smith

  1. Silent Bob is an electrical genius. Back in the high school science fair, he turned his mom's vibrator into a cd player useing some chicken…
  2. Action, excitement; Jedi crave not these things
  3. Fly Fatass! Fly!
  4. You gotta boil it down to the essentials. It's like Cube says, 'Life ain't nothing but bitches and money.'
  5. [to Holden] What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll …
  6. What's your encore? Do you like anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
  7. Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time. You're giving me a fucking headache.
  8. It's important to have a meaningful job boys, thats why I manually masturbat caged animals for artificial insemination

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