Quote #10
Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
More from Kin Hubbard
- Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
- Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
- An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
- Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
- All the world loves a good loser.
- Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.