Quote #21

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. That's what the guys at the Alamo died for, is to give us a choice besides plastic or paper.

More from Kinky Friedman

  1. I won't be bullied, and I can't be bought!
  2. Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.
  3. I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
  4. May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
  5. What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
  6. Neither of us ever actually held a job in our lives.
  7. I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
  8. Neither of us has ever been married.

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