Kinky Friedman Quotes on Politics
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'Poly' means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
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So we're arguing on the bus, and he's smoking a joint the size of a large kosher salami. Finally I got really frustrated with him, and I said, 'Look, Willie, this guy is a tyrannical bully and we've got to take him out.' And Willie says, 'No, he's our president, and we've got to stand by him.'
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Could It Be Any Easier? -campaign slogan
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When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
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It's not the career politicians that I care about. I want to get them out just like Arnold did in California, and, after that, we'll get the Californians out of Texas.
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My platform is to remember that when they went out searching for Sam Houston to try to persuade him to be the governor-and he was the greatest governor this state has ever had-rumor has it that they found him drunk sleeping under a bridge with the Indians.
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Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I won't be bullied, and I can't be bought!
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. That's what the guys at the Alamo died for, is to give us a choice besides plastic or paper.