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My platform is to remember that when they went out searching for Sam Houston to try to persuade him to be the governor-and he was the greatest governor this state has ever had-rumor has it that they found him drunk sleeping under a bridge with the Indians.

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  2. Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
  3. It's not the career politicians that I care about. I want to get them out just like Arnold did in California, and, after that, we'll get th…
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  5. The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
  6. I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
  7. When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
  8. I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

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