Kinky Friedman Quotes on Humor
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I support gay marriage because I believe they have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.
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My platform is to remember that when they went out searching for Sam Houston to try to persuade him to be the governor-and he was the greatest governor this state has ever had-rumor has it that they found him drunk sleeping under a bridge with the Indians.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.