5 Kinky Friedman Quotes on Humor

Kinky Friedman quotes on humor

3. I support gay marriage because I believe they have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.

13. My platform is to remember that when they went out searching for Sam Houston to try to persuade him to be the governor-and he was the greatest governor this state has ever had-rumor has it that they found him drunk sleeping under a bridge with the Indians.

16. I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

17. I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

18. What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.