More from Kinky Friedman

  1. I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
  2. I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
  3. Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
  4. What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
  5. My platform is to remember that when they went out searching for Sam Houston to try to persuade him to be the governor-and he was the great…
  6. I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
  7. We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
  8. I won't be bullied, and I can't be bought!

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